I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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