i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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