So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
i came on her dog
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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