What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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