please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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