Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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