a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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