a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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