Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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