i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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