i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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