But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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