Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
