I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Randomize
