forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
worst night to have a conscience
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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