lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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