There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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