dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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