After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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