isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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