Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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