oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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