Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
