I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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