Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I wish they made helmets for livers.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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