i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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