Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I think your dad took our porno
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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