i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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