Do you still have your period?
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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