I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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