Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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