i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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