you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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