help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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