If you die in college, do you die in real life?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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