Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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