Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Randomize
