Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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