Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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