Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I'm bleeding and have questions
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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