You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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