Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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