Porn is love you can see.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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