ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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