I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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