Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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