Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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