hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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