I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
tell me about the fingering
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