Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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